A List From College - Programmers Commandments

So this list was written up by a bunch of CS students at UOP, some where in the Fall of 2004 on a white board in the CS lab.

1. Thou Shall Not use Java inappropriately.
2. Thou Shall Not use GOTO 1
3. Thou Shall Not teach with thy own book
4. 2+2=5 for very large values of 2.
5. Thou shall use anything but c,C++ for CGI
6. Thou shall never #define define
7. Thou shall not code before noon!
8. Thou shall embrace all from of pr0n.
9. Thou shall never program with a virus e.g. (program name ommitted)
10. Thou shall not steal eMac mice.
11. Thou shall not play DOOM III on ugly laptops....CHAD!
12. There are always 42 poitns of view.
13. Thou shall not use the forward backspace key.
14. Thou shall not ever use more than 14 packets....EVER..........no exceptions!
I think the authors consist of Mark (me), Chad, Marinna, Devin, Rachel, John, Mike & Larry (yes, I mean two actual people whose names are Mike and the other one is Larry!)

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